I recognized the "CONSPIRACY" even as a child. Believe me... or not, I really don't give a shit. The " Illuminati" exist & money -- the GOD & the food of "SHEEPLE" -- is the collar of slavery that we sell or give away our SLACK to posses. All I can say now is:

PRAISE "BOB", THE AVATAR OF SLACK, FOR BEING AN EVOLVED MONKEY.

PRAISE "BOB" for showing us our freedom, brothers & sisters; the freedom to speak our "TRUTH".

Do you know the theory of the hundredth monkey? IN SHORT:

During another self-serving war some "PINKS" decided to drop sweet potatoes to monkeys on some isolated islands to save a population of starving monkeys (your tax money at work). Anyway, one of the monkeys took his potato down to the shore & washed his, soon more of the monkeys on his island followed his example. The interesting thing occurred, though, when all the monkeys on his island began to wash their potatoes -- so did every monkey on every other island nearby. The point is there has to be "ONE EVOLVED MONKEY" to lead, to show the way.

PRAISE "BOB" THE AVATAR OF SLACK for being that "ONE EVOLVED MONKEY"

I'm telling you brothers & sisters, DON'T BE "SHEEPLE", DON'T BE A COMMON "NORMAL" MONKEY. FOLLOW YOUR "SLACK". SCREAM YOUR "TRUTH".

I HAVE A DREAM -- one day, I will wake up & everyone; "NORMS", "PINKS" & "BOBBIES" will be experiencing & expressing their SLACK BECAUSE...

PRAISE "BOB" -- THE AVATAR OF SLACK -- IS that "ONE EVOLVED MONKEY"

I say unto you, brothers & sisters, "YOU ARE ALL FUCKING MONKEYS. "Are you an EVOLVED monkey?" is the question you have to ask yourselves!

One day, brothers & sisters, simply by following our SLACK, evolving as monkeys, the world WILL change.

THEN WE WILL BECOME THE "NORMS". WE WILL RULE THE WORLD BY SELLING OUR "CONSPIRACY"!

WE WILL CORNER THE MARKET ON SLACK

All thanks to "BOB" DOBBS -- THE AVATAR OF SLACK!

PRAISE "BOB" -- PRAISE "BOB" -- PRAISE "BOB"

THE AVATAR OF SLACK!